No, I ain’t talking about pee again…that will come later.  Today we’re talking about breast milk!  I’m a mom…most of us commenting here are moms.  Actually, we’re really all MILFs!  Anyway, I just had to interject a funny story that involves my husband.

I nursed our daughter till she was three, so I know plenty about breast milk.  I was sitting with my sister, whose currently nursing a 3-week old, and we were having one of those delightful mommy conversations about pee, poop, diapers, spit-up, etc.  I was watching my niece nursing happily, and I mused outloud, “Gee, I wonder what breastmilk tastes like?”

“It’s kind of oily,” answered my husband from the other room.

My sister and I looked at each other, then demanded that he drop his computer logic book and explain himself!

“Well, we had a ton of it in the freezer while you were pumping.  One day when I was feeding her at home, I ran out of coffee creamer, so I thought I’d try the breast milk.  It tastes a little oily…not really good with coffee at all.”