The Erotic Ego











{February 28, 2009}   Prepping for the Committee

I think I’ve mentioned before that I hate going to faculty meetings, so I’ve developed the habit of sneaking somewhere to masturbate right before a meeting…makes it bearable.  Last week I was sick AND I got asked to sit in on a curriculum committee meeting.  “This calls for some serious prep work, ” I said to myself.

I took my lunch break exactly an hour before the meeting was supposed to start, and I ducked over to the steam room at the aqua therapy center where I work out.  I did my swim routine first, showered in some cool water, and then went into the steam room.  As soon as I closed the glass door, steam clouded my view out into the public pool area.  I felt certain that I would have this space to myself for a few minutes.

I sat cross-legged in the corner opposite the door.  My right hand slid aside the crotch of my speedo, and began playing with my clit.  It felt delicious to be warm all over and inhaling the steam.  I kept my eyes on the door, watching the fuzzy images of swimmers occasionally pass in front of the glass door.

“They have no idea what I’m doing, ” I laughed to myself.  I was sure the steam obscured my image as much as it did theirs.  I probably looked like a fuzzy lump sitting in the corner.  A minute or two passed this way, with my fingers continually rubbing and kneading my sex.  I was having a hard time cumming, though, probably due to being sick.

About this time, a tall masculine figure sat down in the one pool chair that looked directly into the glass door of the steam room.  I paused my stroking.  From that chair I couldn’t be certain exactly how much he could see.  He looked pretty fuzzy to me, but how did I look to him?  I sat frozen for a few seconds, then slowly but surely the exhibitionist in me started masturbating again.  “Surely he can’t discern what I’m doing,” I reasoned.  “Or can he?”

The figure in the chair sat still, but seemed to be gazing into the steam room.  I stroked myself quicker, realizing I wanted to cum with someone else watching me.  I shuddered and arched my hips, feeling hot moisture gush between my legs.  I pulled my fingers out of my speedo and put them in my mouth, tasting my own pussy.  The tall figure in the chair got up and left his vantage point.  Hmmm…

When I came out of the steam room a few minutes later, there were only women in the pool.  I chuckled to myself and proceeded to the locker room.  My meeting was starting soon, but I now felt prepared to face it.



{February 27, 2009}   Geeky Dating Service

That’s right trusty geeky readers, there’s a dating website just for us!  I found it due to some advertising taylored just for me and my geeky interests, LOL!  It’s called Geek 2 Geek and it looks really fun!

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Believe it or not this is not an informmercial…I just found this and thought it was really cool!  I’m kind of in a hurry right now but I’m very much looking forward to reading the Top 10 Reasons Geeks make the Best Matches!



Field trip to Maine anyone?!

‘No cameras, no touching’ rules enforced at controversial outlet

The Associated Press
updated 2:54 a.m. ET, Thurs., Feb. 26, 2009

VASSALBORO, Maine – Cup size has more than one meaning at a new central Maine coffeehouse.

Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, “Over 18 only.” Another says, “No cameras, no touching, cash only.”

On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby.

Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by.

The coffee shop raised the ire of dozens of residents when it went before the town planning board last month. Town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.

 

URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29402298/

 

© 2009 MSNBC.com



{February 26, 2009}   My Online Doppleganger

I’ve been thinking about issues of online identity lately, and it occurred to me that I haven’t told you guys about the other me!  True story here…there’s a woman who grew up one town over from me in West Virgina.  We have the same first, middle, AND last names.  I guard my last name carefully, as anyone who’s ever heard of it would be able to contact the remaining members of my Scottish clan.  Anyway, I’ve always known about this other me.  To make matters worse, our social security numbers are similar, and our birthdates are close.  Our dentist used to confuse our dental charts all the time.  The newspaper would accidently run stories about how she had achieved the honor roll and how I had been crowned the Junior Fair Beauty Queen.  Honestly, my mother can confirm all of this!

Several years ago when my raunchy self was coming of age, I decided to start googling my own name as well as my pen names to keep tabs on what people could find out about my real identity.  To my surprise, my real name produced thousands of hits!  I started reading through some of them.  It would appear that my other self (after achieving Junior Fair Beauty Queen status) went on to become a teacher, a PTA Mom, and a church socialite.  And what’s more, she innocently signs her name (our name) to every single wholesome thing she does.  There’s links to bake sales, church calendars, educational reviews, etc.

After reading through a few screens of this sugary stuff, I threw my head back in a hearty laugh.   “She’s the perfect red herring!”  I couldn’t have done a better job of fabricating a Clan-pleasing identity if I had tried!  And to make matters more interesting, I found all this out the exact same week that the local Sheriff’s office informed me that my finger prints are not really traceable.  (Long story…but it’s true…there are a minority of us out there with non-distinct fingerprints.  I could be any one of about 500 matches according to their database.)

So I feel certain that the Clan knows nothing of my alternative lifestyle.  “You should consider a life of crime, ” the Sheriff jokingly suggested, after the fifth attempt at tracing me.



{February 25, 2009}   Erotic fishing calendar

fishOk, once again, I’m fascinated by some of the crazy things that people search for…someone got to our site by searching “erotic fishing picture”.  I duplicated the search in Google Images, just cause I was curious as all hell to find out if erotic fishing pictures really existed.  Turns out the European branch of the Zebco fishing reel company does an erotic fishing calendar each year.  Here’s part of what they had to say about their calendar:  “The calendar is in no way crude, sexist or degrading to women, but merely something to enthuse all anglers with a taste for the erotic.  And the curvy females are not the only attraction. There are also some
fantastic fish on view, including enormous carp and catfish.”

I really don’t think there’s much I can add to that…I’m going to go try and masturbate whilst thinking of enormous carp.  Wish me luck!



{February 25, 2009}   Masturbation Therapy

troi“Silver, do you need to talk about why you have trouble masturbating at home?”

“I’m here to listen.”



{February 25, 2009}   Woah Is Me

I am such a mess, dear readers, both my husband and my E are sick and I haven’t gotten laid in days…I find my mind wandering into all kinds of sordid fantasies as a result. I just don’t have the time to masturbate as much as a horny MILF such as myself needs to, especially when my partners are unavailable. My once beloved Xtube is getting terribly boring and SWG hasn’t been posting nearly often enough. (Yes, I’m nagging again…get used to it)

I guess I still have some old childhood hangups about masturbating, don’t ask me why. My mother actually told me never to touch my private parts…craziness. I started touching them AFTER I had an encounter with a boy and quickly figured out how to give myself an orgasm at the tender age of 13. Even amongst my girlfriends masturbation was a taboo I remember trying to explain what an orgasm was at a slumber party with in the context of doing it with a boy, too ashamed to admit I’d discovered the trick on my own…it wasn’t until college I felt like I could have a frank discussion about it and by then I was the local Dr. Ruth, dishing out all the sex advice my dorm-mates could ever ask for.

Anyway, I digress…I still feel weird, like right now, as much as I’d like to unsheathe my rock chick vibrator and go to town in the living room while the kids and husband are asleep, I just can’t bring myself to do it. Even though my husband and I talk about it from time to time I still think he’d be scandalized if he actually caught me doing it! And let’s not even talk about the kids. I already had to stammer my way through an explanation of what my strap on harness was when I took it out of the laundry! Years of therapy, I’m sure!!

So here I am, fantasizing about Sultans and Belly Dancers, Prison Teachers and Old Flames…And taking more Vitamin C than the human body can handle because I’M NOT GETTING SICK!!!



{February 24, 2009}   E as Sultan

kingSo, Silver, did I look like Yul Brenner in my past life?  I always fancied that I would have made a good Yul Brenner.king21



{February 24, 2009}   My Girlfriend Was a Sultan

I decided to have a past life regression today, trying to get to the bottom of the weird coincidences and relationships in my life.  What I learned was very interesting indeed.

As I slipped into my trance I found myself in a huge room surrounded by beautiful women.  Blinking, I tried to figure out where I was.  Everything was beautifully painted with colorful flowers and the sun shone through stained glass windows up close to the high ceilings.  Everywhere I looked there were beautiful, curvy, dark women.  They wore poofy pants made of fine fabric and many of them were topless.  I looked down and found myself in the same attire.  “Oh my gosh,” I thought, “I am in a harem!”

Before I had a chance to develop any theories about that in my head, some music started playing.  Into the center of the room stepped a woman with a scarf wrapped around her head.  Her eyes shot through me as her ample hips began to undulate.  As I felt the electricity in my clit, I was glad to know in a past life I was still attracted to women.  Somehow I always pictured myself as a straight man in a previous life but that  theory never seemed to prove itself.

Her dance started out slow and I watched her intently as she removed the scarf and moved it between her fingers as part of the dance.  Her head uncovered, I could see her long dark hair as it flowed around her.  Playfully, she snapped me with her scarf and I laughed out loud.  Her undulations were irresistable.  Too soon the sound of the music faded and her dance ended.

Unabashedly I approached her as she lounged near the other performers.   She offered an inviting smile and I couldn’t help but let my eyes wander over her voluptuous body.  “I am one of the Sultan’s favorites,” I said as I confidently took a place next to her.  It didn’t seem to suprise me that I was speaking in a tongue I couldn’t normally understand.

“Well, then you are very lucky indeed.”

“Yes, the Sultan is a kind and generous man.  I only wish I had more time to spend with him.”  I noticed one of our eunuch servants watching us carefully.  “But I think he will call on me soon.”

The Dancer looked at me inquisitively.  “I want to take you with me to see him,” I said.

“Oh, no,” she said, though hope played in the light behind her dark eyes.  “I am a foreigner, he would not want me.”

“But you are so beautiful.  I know if he met you, he would feel the same way I do.”

“See what you can do,” she said dubiously.

As expected, I was invited to join the Sultan in his chambers that evening.  I spoke quickly and quietly to the eunuch who came to fetch me.  “With all due respect to the Sultan, I would like to bring a friend with me this night.”

The eunuch looked at me strangely.  “No one has ever requested that before.  I am not sure how to respond.”

“I know you are…ill equipped…but still understand the desires of men.  Don’t you think the Sultan would enjoy the both of us.”

“Well…I will bring you both to him but I cannot promise it will not mean all of our heads on a platter.”

“Don’t worry about it,” I said coyly, “And besides, you get to watch.”

The eunuch sighed.  He had been with us long enough to know it was nearly impossible to argue with the women around here.  Smiling excitedly, I grabbed the Dancer’s hand and led her behind the eunuch to the Sultan’s chamber.

We found him lounging in his bed.  Somehow in my dreamlike state I recognized the spirit behind his eyes.  He regarded me with a smouldering glance. “I’ve been looking forward to seeing you tonight.”  I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that this was E in a former life.  At least one of us had been right about being a man once upon a time.  “Who is this with you?”

The eunuch rolled his eyes but I crawled up on the bed sensually, pushing my large breasts toward the Sultan.  “I saw her dance today and she is so beautiful, I wanted to bring her to you as a gift.”  The Dancer looked afraid, avoiding eye contact with the Sultan.

“I agree that she is a sight to behold, but allowing her into my bed would be quite a step up for a foreign entertainer, don’t you think?”

I just looked at him with pleading eyes.  He touched my face gently and kissed my forehead.  “You knew I couldn’t say no to you, didn’t you?”  I avoided a reply but simply rubbed my breasts against his muscled chest and kissed his neck.  He sighed as I pulled away from him and walked over to the Dancer.

“Relax,” I cooed, “See, he said it was okay.”  I took her face in my hands and kissed her on the lips.  At first she was stiff with fear but I quickly melted her resolve, gently placing my hands on her hips and rubbing my body against hers.  She still seemed afraid to speak but everything in her eyes and her body screamed that she wanted me.  I led her to the bed and layed her down next to the Sultan.  “Let’s get her warmed up together, what do you say?”

“That sounds divine,” he murmured, his head already buried between her ample breasts.  She seemed to be holding her breath but I knew that wouldn’t last long.  I caressed her long muscular legs before I gently pushed her billowing skirts aside.  I moaned in spite of myself at the sight of her pussy.  Reaching my hand out I caressed the Sultan’s ass and he moaned too, still busy playing with the Dancer’s nipples, bringing them to delicious hardness.  He had to please a lot of women and he took on that job with pride and gusto.  Although he was still dressed I could see his cock pressing against his pants.  I gave it a little approving squeeze before I focused my attention back on the dancer.

Touching her clit, I watched it rise to meet my attention.  Thrilled, I kissed her thighs gently as I continued to arouse her pussy with my hand.  Lifting my eyes to watch the Sultan adore her torso, I let my tongue find her clit.  She moaned loudly and her enthusiasm only served to ignite my passion.  I loved feeling her warm pink pussy open to me under the thick mat of black hair that curled between her legs.  She tasted strange and foreign, like a spicy musk from a different land.  Devouring her sex with my mouth, I savored the feeling of her thrashing beneath me and my beloved Sultan. 

The Sultan had stripped his clothes off and I could see his magestic cock leaking with pre-cum as he looked from me to the Dancer.  I thought my pussy might explode without ever having been touched, it was amazing, a dream come true, to mutually enjoy this beautiful woman.  The Dancer cried out again and I felt her come beneath me, thrashing wildly and gracefully like her dance had suggested.

“Ah, yes,” the Sultan moaned, “You were right about this one, she is exquisite.”

“Thank you, sir,” I replied, “What would you like to do next?”

“I think I will make her mine now.”

“I should like to see that,” I murmured, moving out of the way so that the Sultan could take her.  Meanwhile I positioned myself over the Dancer’s face.  Her mouth moved eagerly to my already soaking wet pussy.  I had the perfect vantage point to watch my Sultan’s cock plunge into her hungry pussy.  It was only a few moments until I came myself, watching his cock move in and out while feeling her tongue lapping at my clit.  The Sultan looked into my eyes as my orgasm rocked my body and for a moment I thought he might actually love me.  I took his face in my hands as we fucked the beautiful Dancer together.  I knew that from now on my position as his favorite was secure.  I hoped that we could bring women into the bedroom from now on…a nice way to please the many women he had in his harem.

His eyes burned with helpless passion.  I knew he wanted to go on for hours but he couldn’t hold out much longer.  The Dancer slit a few fingers inside me and squealed against my pussy.  She was going to come again, the Sultan’s thrusts were deep and skillful.  As her body tensed it was as if the energy from her building orgasm ran through all three of them.  I cried out myself and felt the unstoppable flow of ecstacy run through me.  The three of us came together, a mess or writhing flesh and juice.

The Sultan rolled off of the dancer and looked at me.  “I’m sorry my dear, I wanted to save enough energy for you both.”

“That was wonderful, my King.  And maybe if the Dancer and I play a little while longer you will find the strength to go again?”

“Be my guest,” he said with a tired smile.  I turned to the Dancer who still lay on the bed, panting.  She reached for me and we kissed, my juices still fresh on her face.



{February 24, 2009}   A Walk Down Memory Lane

I’ve been reminded of my past a lot recently and thought I’d post a couple of poems I wrote about 16 years ago for an old friend. :)   The formatting is giving me a headache so I give up!!

Our Days

Under the summer moon
Cauli unites us,
The bittersweet ecstasy,
The reeling pleasure,
The happiness
In defiance. . .

You at my hand
Only this moment
The utter emotion,
The frenzied passion
The inflamed eyes
Of lovers. . .

Our days
and hot nights
The cigarette kisses
The lingering kisses
The urgent kisses
Our kisses. . .

 

Cum stains in my panties
Marijuana on my breath
Stars in my eyes,
My dazed, bloodshot eyes.
An altered reality
Heightened reality
More advanced knowledge.

Are you God yet?
Desires of the flesh
Amazed and overthrown
Cosmic copulation;
Beyond lust
On to the spiritual orgasm
Are you higher than God yet?
How much can we smoke
Until we worship ourselves?

My world today—
Cum stains in my panties
Marijuana on my breath,
Reminders of my ecstasy
Where’s my Phish CD?

 

There is no drug
Like you. . .
No high higher than
Feeling your smile.
The world of LSD
Pales in comparison
To our world.
Sex on XTC
Could never be like ours.
Cocaine is small change
To how I feel
When you fall into bed with me.
Being stoned is sadness
Measured against the happiness
Of ecstasy with you.
More dangerous that crack,
You hold me hanging
By a thin string
Addicted to you
I ride the high,
Until I come down

 

 



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