I confess…I adore my own pussy.  She’s small and looks great trimmed.  She gets compliments all the time from people who have seen her, yet she remains remarkably humble!  She loves it when I sing to her and pat her satiny lips in the shower.  Lately, I’ve taken to reciting poetry to her.  Her favorite is an excerpt from the Edward Lear poem, The Owl and the Pussycat.

‘O Lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,

What a beautiful Pussy you are,

You are,

You are!

What a beautiful Pussy you are!’

Here’s the whole poem for those of you that haven’t read it.  It’s a popular kid’s poem, probably not meant to be used to serenade pussies of a different sort in the shower.  I think it’s important, however, that we honor our parts!