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{February 27, 2009}   Geeky Dating Service

That’s right trusty geeky readers, there’s a dating website just for us!  I found it due to some advertising taylored just for me and my geeky interests, LOL!  It’s called Geek 2 Geek and it looks really fun!

Welcome to Geek 2 Geek !…

Looking for a geek date, geek romance, geek friendship?

Congratulations on finding the web’s fastest growing matchmaking and dating website.

Are you fed up with other sites that emphasize looks? Click here to start using Geek 2 Geek, the computer geek dating service.

Geek 2 Geek – find your geek match on this site. Whether you’re looking for romance or just friendship, this is the place to hook up. Geeks are special, and their interests don’t match the kinds of questions asked in other dating sites’ profiles. We have carefully designed our profile information by including information that is important to geeks and their admirers. Not only that, but you have the ability to pick the most important characteristics of a match so that your matches most closely reflect your specific interests.
Geeks make the best friends and lovers, because they’re smart and they’re loyal. See the top 10 reasons why geeks make the best match here.

We run the finest and easiest to use geek personals service on the web. Your privacy is assured. You have the option of anonymously blocking members who are not acting properly. You will have a pleasant and enjoyable time meeting new people.

Learning more about Geek 2 Geek is simple, just give us a try. It’s free to sign up and to explore all the features we have to offer. Click here to enter your free profile. Once you have completed your profile, you will be shown those of other people who meet your desired match criteria and share your interests. So try it!!! What do you have to lose?.

Believe it or not this is not an informmercial…I just found this and thought it was really cool!  I’m kind of in a hurry right now but I’m very much looking forward to reading the Top 10 Reasons Geeks make the Best Matches!



{February 22, 2009}   Man Silk

“Are you telling me that my motherboard is not covered under warranty?”  My husband was on the phone last night with HP customer service, raising hell over a defective laptop.  Normally consumer complaints don’t turn me on, but in this case, he was prancing around in his new, black silk boxer shorts whilst on the phone.   Rather than curse when angry, my husband kicks into super intellectual mode, taking articulation to new heights.  He defeats his opponent with logic and word play; meanwhile, I get stupid from lust.

“I want your dick in my mouth NOW!”  I whisper, running my hands over the black silk.

“Let me speak to a case manager, ” he continues with the customer service rep, but I can see by the swelling in his boxers that he heard me.  “No, you will NOT call me back later.  I have no intention of hanging up, and I know good and well that you’re not allowed to hang up on a customer.  Transfer me to someone who can help me…I’ll wait.”  He looks at me and grins as he says the last two words.  The rep puts him on hold, just as I drop to my knees and begin playing with his dick.

I suspected he was going to be on hold for a while, so I took my time, playing with the tip of his dick first, then gradually working my way down to suck on his balls.  I left the silk boxers on him…just unbuttoning them far enough to get full access.  I wanted to feel the silk as I sucked on his cock.

This went on for 10-15 minutes.  HP was probably hoping he’d hang up so that they wouldn’t have to deal with him, but my man waited them out…all the while contentedly getting a blow job.  Finally the elevator music stopped and the voice of the rep returned.  I sucked furiously, realizing my time was up.  I needed that laptop fixed just as much as he did.

“Are you ready to help me now?”  my husband asked the rep, while grabbing my hair to indicate he was about to cum.  The voice of the rep jabbered compromises as I sucked with all my might.  My husband came silently, with a shudder, sending a flood of warm cum into my mouth.  I swallowed and stood up, wiping my mouth.

“No, I’m afraid that won’t suffice,” my husband continued his bargaining, winking at me to show that he appreciated my support.



{January 27, 2009}   Leia’s Metal Bikini

So again searching for info on Counselor Troi costumes and found http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/ complete with pics of many many women dressed in just that!  A must see for all sexy geeks!



Alright, I’ve been joking with my husband about posting up a picture that he made for me last year.  He was at home, and presumably a little bored, while I was moping at work.  I get this e-mail from him with an attached picture of his dick next to a corporate logo…it’s a joke that hopefully all the baristas of the world will get!  I’ve threatened repeatedly to forward it to other people or to post it on my blog.  Soooooo…while giving him a hand job in bed this morning, I decided it was time to unveil this fine specimen of a cock. Take a good look everyone, as he’ll probably make me yank it off later!

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You put ads like this on Craigs List, and then chicks like me want to flag it for recategorization in the Personals section!  I can’t decide if I’m more interested in him or his toys!

http://asheville.craigslist.org/tag/895744161.html



I’m stealing this format from Jeff Foxworthy, so “Forgive me, Jeff!”  I actually do this in my head, though, so I figured it was time to put a few of the lines down on virtual paper here.  I’m a geek…a very sexy geek, but a geek none the less.  Most of my friends are geeks.  They’re all very sexy too!  I went for years not realizing that I was a geek, until a very dear friend of mine pointed it out to me.  He said, “Honey, didn’t you know?”  No, I didn’t know.  Sooooo….

You know you’re a sexy geek when…

1)  Conversations to elicit sex include computer terminology.  Ya, I got laid last night with this one: 

Me:  My data needs mined…do you know of anyone who can help me?

Husband:  That’s funny, cause I was just getting ready to run a query!

Me:  Does that require lube?

2)  The Princess Leia and Han Solo costumes bought for Halloween become useful for erotic play.  Yea, Halloween was over a feakin’ month ago, and I’m still wearing that Leia wig for blow jobs…or “bun jobs” as I like to call them.  Seriously, the Leia bun hairdo provides perfect handles for the guy…but I bet George Lucas knows that already!

3)  Conversations to elicit sex include Star Wars terminology.  Even when the Han Solo outfit is in the wash, my husband will still ask me to play with his Blaster.

4)  You can write an entire letter to someone as if you were Gollum, and the recipient STILL wants to fuck you!  Of course, that makes the recipient a sexy geek, too, as they would have to know who Gollum is in order to get the joke.

5)  You imagine yourself as a Klingon warrior during sex.  Once might not qualify you, but any degree of regularity is geekhood for sure!

I could keep going, but I’ll save more for later.  I’m assuming my creative partner has a few things she could add in here as well, as she is most definitely a sexy geek :)



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