Shhhhh…don’t tell our husbands…but Silver and I did a threesome with Joe. W didn’t intend to, things just got out of hand one quiet, rainy Superbowl Sunday. Here’s what happened:
Silver came over to my house after work. My daughter was in bed, and my husband had volunteered to do some extra hours at work (so that the other guys could watch the Superbowl). We don’t own a TV and we’re not sports fans at all, so Superbowl Sunday means absolutely nothing to us. My mind was on pussy…not football!
She waltzes in my house with her barista uniform on, and then announces that, sadly, she’s just started her period! “Thwarted by nature, ” I hissed, but quickly recovered my creative spirit.
“No matter, my love, there’s plenty of fun things that we can do!” I enticed her upstairs with promises of rubbing her poor, swollen menstrual ankles. We flopped on the bed and started making out, when I noticed HE was staring at us.
Joe was sitting on my husband’s dresser, his legs crossed and his camouflage shirt riding up to expose chiseled abs. He’s the silent type…just stares with big fixed eyes. Silver was moaning underneath me, so I thought the time was ripe to introduce a third party.
“Look who’s watching us!” I say to her and point toward him. “Allow me to introduce you to Joe.”
“What’s he doing in here?” she asked. “Shouldn’t he be in your daughter’s room?”
“No, he belongs to my husband…just a little something I picked up last week. What do you say about playing with Joe, babe?”
“I don’t know…” she pondered, looking him up and down. “He’s awfully short!”
“Eleven inches to be precise! But check out those hands…they’re fucking huge! I guess he was meant to hold a gun, but I bet he could grab a clit with no problem!”
“You’re insane!” she laughed. “You want to fuck a toy?”
“Baby, we fuck toys all the time! Some are silicon, some are shaped like penises…this one just happens to be shaped like a studly soldier with anatomically incorrect hands! Imagine what we can get him to do!” I tossed him on the bed.
“Should we make him strip?”
Two hours later, and we’re both lounging on my bed, Joe in between us. The rest of the world was celebrating a sports victory, while we were congratulating ourselves on an excellent threesome. “He wasn’t bad, ” Silver mused.
“Yes, I agree…and the best part is we didn’t have to listen to him talk afterwards Guys are so bad about that!”
“Uh-huh! But wait, I hear the lock on your door rattling…”
“Shit, my husband’s home early!!!!”
“Quick, hide Joe!”
(Stay tuned and I will reveal tomorrow what happens when my husband finds out about Joe! It’s horrible…gruesome…perverted…and I’ve got pictures to prove it!)