Sex in Unusual Locations

So after fooling around in E’s car I got thinking about strange places I’ve done it.  I always felt like I hadn’t done it much but I guess there are a lot of people in this world who have never done it outside of a house.  So here’s a few of my favorites:

1.  In public parks.  This one I’ve done a few times.  One of my favorite memories is being bent over a fallen tree by my boyfriend in high school.  It was always kind of a “witchy” thing to have sex outside.  I initiated my husband into the realm of doing it in the park on Beltane a few years ago.  He was so nervous but now counts it as one of his favorite sexual experiences ever.  Note: whenever I’ve done this was usually in broad daylight.

2.  Behind the primary school I went to.  This one was weird, I don’t know what exactly inspired us to do it, except that it was nearby and guaranteed to be deserted.  I also did it in a car of the parking lot at the same place.  I didn’t have any great experiences in school there so it was kind of like thumbing my nose at the system while simulaneously injecting some good memories into my formative years.

3. In an elevator.  I always fantasized about this and my boyfriend at the time decided to make it happen.  He scoped out a spot, I don’t even know exactly where it was, some office park.  It wasn’t the best sex ever, we couldn’t exactly figure out how to get the door to stop opening.  But at least I can say I did it.

4.  Houses under construction.  This one was actually my favorite.  There were a lot of little sections of homes being built near where I lived when I was a teen.  I used to take unsuspecting boys over there and we’d climb through the houses and fool around.  They were great places to park as well.  I really loved having sex in cars.

Here are some from Playboy’s 10 Essential Places to Have Sex that I have NOT done it (but would like to try):

1. In a pool (help me out here, E, wink)- the article mentions the scene in Showgirls but this makes me think of The L Word instead, anyone else?
2. On a train
3. In a nightclub- I get sooo horny when I go to a dancing it’s not even funny.  Someone suggested if the nightclub is crowded enough you can get away with it right out in the open.  I’m not sure any clubs around here get that crowded but there’s always the bathroom…
4. On a boat- I frequently stumble across amateur porn about this and I think it is sooo sexy.  Just make sure foreplay includes slathering sunscreen all over each other.
5. A Mile High- There’s a caveat here, the bathrooms in an airplane are by far the nastiest I’ve ever seen.  Unless I meet someone with a private plane I might not be joining the mile high club in this lifetime.

A couple places listed in there that I am not interested in trying:

1. The Cinema- this seems downright unoriginal.  I’d settle for a hand or blow job here.  In my old age I am getting a little worried about getting caught, too.  A friend of mine used to work in a movie theatre and said people (mostly teens) were doing it in there all the time.  Call me cheap but if I pay $9 to go in there, I’d better be watching the movie, LOL!
2. Back of a Cab- Despite my penchant for Voyeurism/Exhibitionism I doubt I’ll be doing this one.