Prepping for the Committee

I think I’ve mentioned before that I hate going to faculty meetings, so I’ve developed the habit of sneaking somewhere to masturbate right before a meeting…makes it bearable.  Last week I was sick AND I got asked to sit in on a curriculum committee meeting.  “This calls for some serious prep work, ” I said to myself.

I took my lunch break exactly an hour before the meeting was supposed to start, and I ducked over to the steam room at the aqua therapy center where I work out.  I did my swim routine first, showered in some cool water, and then went into the steam room.  As soon as I closed the glass door, steam clouded my view out into the public pool area.  I felt certain that I would have this space to myself for a few minutes.

I sat cross-legged in the corner opposite the door.  My right hand slid aside the crotch of my speedo, and began playing with my clit.  It felt delicious to be warm all over and inhaling the steam.  I kept my eyes on the door, watching the fuzzy images of swimmers occasionally pass in front of the glass door.

“They have no idea what I’m doing, ” I laughed to myself.  I was sure the steam obscured my image as much as it did theirs.  I probably looked like a fuzzy lump sitting in the corner.  A minute or two passed this way, with my fingers continually rubbing and kneading my sex.  I was having a hard time cumming, though, probably due to being sick.

About this time, a tall masculine figure sat down in the one pool chair that looked directly into the glass door of the steam room.  I paused my stroking.  From that chair I couldn’t be certain exactly how much he could see.  He looked pretty fuzzy to me, but how did I look to him?  I sat frozen for a few seconds, then slowly but surely the exhibitionist in me started masturbating again.  “Surely he can’t discern what I’m doing,” I reasoned.  “Or can he?”

The figure in the chair sat still, but seemed to be gazing into the steam room.  I stroked myself quicker, realizing I wanted to cum with someone else watching me.  I shuddered and arched my hips, feeling hot moisture gush between my legs.  I pulled my fingers out of my speedo and put them in my mouth, tasting my own pussy.  The tall figure in the chair got up and left his vantage point.  Hmmm…

When I came out of the steam room a few minutes later, there were only women in the pool.  I chuckled to myself and proceeded to the locker room.  My meeting was starting soon, but I now felt prepared to face it.

Lollie Popped, Part 1

I was wiggling with anticipation as E drove to the airport. “Just calm down, girl, we’ll be there soon enough,” E teased.

I giggled and looked over at her, rubbing her thigh provocatively. “You can’t tell me you’re not excited.”

“Yes, of course I am. Lollie is long overdue for a tongue lashing and you and I are just the women to give it to her.”

She came off the plane with a sweet smile on her face, mixed with a bit of nervousness. We hugged and kissed her before we quickly ushered her to the car. “Mind if we sit in back?” I asked as E unlocked the doors.

“I guess, but don’t get too wild without me.” Lollie and I slipped into the back seat. I laced my fingers through hers and began kissing her softly on the lips. We stopped for a couple beers before wandering back to E’s place.

E and I chased Lollie upstairs to the bedroom and stripped her clothes off piece by piece before she knew what hit her. I stood in front of her kissing and nibbling at her gorgeous nipples and E stood behind, kissing her neck and massaging her ass. Lollie moaned with delight but she still seemed stiff and nervous.

Grabbing E’s hand I pulled her to the side and whispered, “Lollie really needs to loosen up, why don’t we fool around and make her watch?”

“That’ll get her lubed up,” E agreed, kissing me passionately. We led Lollie to the bed and had her lie down. Both of us kissed her and then turned our attentions on one another. E buried her head in my breasts and I felt her wet pussy against my thigh. Lollie was engrossed, watching intently as her fingers moved down to her own clit.

E’s body thrashed as I licked her clit until Lollie could no longer contain herself. She began kissing E’s breasts, still fingering herself. I reached across and caressed her ass. Suddenly I jumped up and pushed Lollie down onto the floor. She gasped with surprise and delight as I positioned myself under her pussy.

 

Locker Room Fantasies

I was a little nervous visiting E at work, not sure what I could get away with and all. Her body was beautiful and she was so confident. Don’t let her fool you, her breasts may not be huge like mine but they are gorgeous in their own right. Incredibly relaxed after our swim and hot tub, we slid on into the sauna sat close in on the wood bench in the twilight, furtively smooching. Watching the sweat bead on her chest and neck in the sauna just about drove me crazy! I can’t wait to be the one to make her sweat. J

After the swim, she talked while she showered, leaving the curtain open for my enjoyment. I wanted to jump right in there with her, pushing her up against the wall and rubbing my breasts all over her. But I didn’t, for fear of giving a cardiac to the poor old ladies in the locker room. Our conversation was probably stimulating enough for them!

Next week I’m taking her for a picnic in the back of my van. Any ideas on romantic picnic food (of course Redi-whip, Lollie)? Or should I even bother bringing food…

Sex in Unusual Locations

So after fooling around in E’s car I got thinking about strange places I’ve done it.  I always felt like I hadn’t done it much but I guess there are a lot of people in this world who have never done it outside of a house.  So here’s a few of my favorites:

1.  In public parks.  This one I’ve done a few times.  One of my favorite memories is being bent over a fallen tree by my boyfriend in high school.  It was always kind of a “witchy” thing to have sex outside.  I initiated my husband into the realm of doing it in the park on Beltane a few years ago.  He was so nervous but now counts it as one of his favorite sexual experiences ever.  Note: whenever I’ve done this was usually in broad daylight.

2.  Behind the primary school I went to.  This one was weird, I don’t know what exactly inspired us to do it, except that it was nearby and guaranteed to be deserted.  I also did it in a car of the parking lot at the same place.  I didn’t have any great experiences in school there so it was kind of like thumbing my nose at the system while simulaneously injecting some good memories into my formative years.

3. In an elevator.  I always fantasized about this and my boyfriend at the time decided to make it happen.  He scoped out a spot, I don’t even know exactly where it was, some office park.  It wasn’t the best sex ever, we couldn’t exactly figure out how to get the door to stop opening.  But at least I can say I did it.

4.  Houses under construction.  This one was actually my favorite.  There were a lot of little sections of homes being built near where I lived when I was a teen.  I used to take unsuspecting boys over there and we’d climb through the houses and fool around.  They were great places to park as well.  I really loved having sex in cars.

Here are some from Playboy’s 10 Essential Places to Have Sex that I have NOT done it (but would like to try):

1. In a pool (help me out here, E, wink)- the article mentions the scene in Showgirls but this makes me think of The L Word instead, anyone else?
2. On a train
3. In a nightclub- I get sooo horny when I go to a dancing it’s not even funny.  Someone suggested if the nightclub is crowded enough you can get away with it right out in the open.  I’m not sure any clubs around here get that crowded but there’s always the bathroom…
4. On a boat- I frequently stumble across amateur porn about this and I think it is sooo sexy.  Just make sure foreplay includes slathering sunscreen all over each other.
5. A Mile High- There’s a caveat here, the bathrooms in an airplane are by far the nastiest I’ve ever seen.  Unless I meet someone with a private plane I might not be joining the mile high club in this lifetime.

A couple places listed in there that I am not interested in trying:

1. The Cinema- this seems downright unoriginal.  I’d settle for a hand or blow job here.  In my old age I am getting a little worried about getting caught, too.  A friend of mine used to work in a movie theatre and said people (mostly teens) were doing it in there all the time.  Call me cheap but if I pay $9 to go in there, I’d better be watching the movie, LOL!
2. Back of a Cab- Despite my penchant for Voyeurism/Exhibitionism I doubt I’ll be doing this one.